Mistakes to Avoid on Your Cover Letter for a Job in Hell™

Here's my latest piece for Points in Case! I loved the dynamic of having a demon discuss something very banal (how to write a proper cover letter) while still trying to imbue his instructions with a sufficient amount of horror.

"Mistake #4: Not actually writing a cover letter.

"I don’t care if your resume is written in the blood of a virgin: you still need to include a cover letter. I can’t get a sense of your true depravity from a few bullet points.

"Even worse is a hastily typed email that says nothing but 'My resume is attached.' I know it’s attached because, unlike the thousands of applicants who also typed 'my resume is attached,' I still have eyes."
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