The Fashionista's Guide to Tank Season
Here's my latest for Slackjaw! "The Fashionista's Guide to Tank Season" is an excellent resource for any woman looking for a hot new accessory to protect her from mass shootings, foreign aggressors, male aggressors, and the government.
I also got to Photoshop cute accessories onto tanks, which provided me with a lot of entertainment and a wonderful response when my roommate asked what I was doing with my afternoon.
Anyway, please read, comment, and share!
"One reason to choose the Panzer IV to complete your pinup look, rather than the flashier Tiger I or Sherman Firefly, is its reliability and easy maintenance. If it was good enough for 30% of the Wehrmacht’s total tank strength, it’s good enough for brunch!"I love this article because I got to spend SO MUCH TIME researching tanks. My family has always been interested in military history, and my father's (only somewhat insulting) nickname for me as a child was Tiger, after the tank. Because I was clumsy. The Tiger I is a pretty great tank, though, so I can't be too offended.
I also got to Photoshop cute accessories onto tanks, which provided me with a lot of entertainment and a wonderful response when my roommate asked what I was doing with my afternoon.
Anyway, please read, comment, and share!
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